January 2010
96 posts
i feel pretty fucking pathetic right now.
UGH
you AMAZE me.
A Burning Question
Supermarket | Sheffield, UKSheffield, UK
(The fire alarm has gone off. The fire department have arrived and the whole building is evacuated. A customer attempts to enter.)
Me: “Excuse me, the store is closed due to a fire.”
Customer: “I only want a couple of things.”
Me: “There is a fire. We have evacuated the building.” *points to scared looking customers and employees*
...
iamawesome.com
I have embarrassed myself enough for one month.
I always let my curiosity get the best of me.
Sorting Hat →
sharthekid:
Oh geez, I was so nervous! Take ittt it’s the BEST sorting hat on the interwebs :)
I got hufflepuff. W T F.
I think I got closure. I think my emotions are going back to normal. I really think I’m growing up.
I have a "fuck this, I'm moving on to bigger...
marrz:
(via holdenmorrisseycaulfield)
who the fuck doesn’t.
I fantasize about rejecting the apologies I know...
(via awesomeunicorn)
awesomeunicorn:
You went away because you said you couldn’t love me. I went away, because all I do is love you.
I myself am made entirely of flaws,stitched...
(via awesomeunicorn)
i'm sorry if these post get annoying. i just can't...
And sometimes - someone can mean so much to you,...
(via awesomeunicorn)
oh fuck it.
i hope i'm not the only person that notices...
(via tokilee)
you’re not.
It’s the day after and it’s not so bad anymore. I’ve never been dumped, but I’m not dead, so I must be getting stronger? I don’t like that logic. It still hurts like hell. The worst part is I can’t do anything about it. I feel completely out of control and I hate it. I’m starting to see all the bad things about you, and you were a douche and I know...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(270): He told me he wanted to break up so he could get “closer to God.” (1-270): Does God suck his dick?
I’m sorry, but that’s hilarious.
fuckyeahthebeatles:
lennonlove:
Me: Who is your favourite Beatle?
Cleverbot: I don’t like the Beatles, sorry.
Me: We can’t be friends.
Cleverbot: WE is my family.
Me: Well in that case, I’m going to come to your house and watch your WE then.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
Me: Let’s not ever fight again, I’m sorry.
Cleverbot: Let’s not and say we did.
Me: What will we tell the...
The Jonas Brothers are musical geniuses who have...
tokilee:
brennanvanity:livetoinfinity:transcendtime:lasso:(via deadashistory)
o m g
they’re only successful because paul mccartney died.
GASP :X
This has been the worst fucking day.
Fudge,
I have a killer headache, I’m exhausted, and things with the boy are rocky(?). Why now?! With a physics quiz tomorrow… Oh cruel fate.
BOLD what applies to you
tokilee:
unladylyke:
Appearance: I am 5’4 or shorter. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had/I need braces. I wear glasses. I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete...
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